Thursday, January 11, 2007

stupid dictionary

At the risk of sounding horribly whiny and girly, I almost ripped a nail off :( 

I was looking up a word in our facsimile copy of Samuel Johnson's 1755 Dictionary of the English Language .  Now understand that this dictionary is enormous and freakin' heavy.  I was balancing the book open on my right arm, when I lost my grip for a second and the left-hand cover flipped back - right onto the nail of my middle finger on my right hand. 

$%*#& !$*%&

Half of the book's weight pretty much landed right on that nail.  It pulled the nail away from the skin.  The pain... The blood...  Not even exaggerating.  I think it bled for about 30 minutes.

Who knew that dictionaries could be so lethal...


4 comments:

Janis VV said...

Oh ouch!!!!
(There's a reason fingernails are the recipient of certain torture techniques....)
Now, once again I wish I were closer so I could be of assistance........ :)

studiocitro said...

now you know what torture device to use on co-workers who are not nice to you...

Anonymous said...

we are injured together! i tookout my face with my glasses...

Lindsey J said...

ouch. that kinda makes my stomach churn